i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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