I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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