Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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