I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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