Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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