This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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