i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Need sex. Gaining weight.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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