is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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