Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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