i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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