everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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