D3 body, D1 cock
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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