Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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