i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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