Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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