hell yes lets make some ravioli
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I got inside last night via doggy door
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
