Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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