Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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