I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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