I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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