try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think i have two assholes
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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