babies were throwing up all over the place
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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