with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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