What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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