Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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