So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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