The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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