But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
being pregnant is like rehab
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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