Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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