He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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