Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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