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I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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