The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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