i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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