let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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