My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Houston, we have a blender
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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