she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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