Do you still have your period?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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