ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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