He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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