She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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