note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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