wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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