Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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