Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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