we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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