Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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