i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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