a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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