the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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