Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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