You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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