Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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