The maid of honor just puked.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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