Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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