Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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