i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
